Oxymoron Diaries | Click Start to Shut Down. Yes, I am having computer issues. And yes, if I click start and shut down it usually fixes the problem. A lot of times people forget this quick, easy little fix. In fact, when my sonny-in-law was in Czech doing missionary work after high school, his team had a technology guy. But the rule was "Don't call the Tech Guy unless you have already clicked start to shut down."
Th
e pain about it comes in with the preparation to shut down. You can't just click start and go for it. Well, you can, but you might lose some important stuff. For instance, I needed to click start and shut down last night. But before I could do that I needed to X out of 8 webpages, 4 word documents, 3 excel spreadsheets, and 3 programs.
Hmmm, maybe therein lies the problem ... too much running on my computer.
Excuse me while I click start to shut down ... or not.
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Abigail Nutter has walked a fine line between the apathetic urge to hang
out a welcome sign for blood relatives, in-laws, out-laws, kissing cousins
and stray animals or digging in with cold emotion and a quarantine sign,
boarding up windows and padlocking doors against intrusion.
The Oxymoron
Diaries' Twelve Ounce Poundcake, tells the story of
Abigail Nutter,a local writer temporarily forced into multi-generation
serfdom, disrupting her daily life in sadly amusing, mildly psychotic ways.
As evidenced throughout the telling by random sprinklings of oxymora, she
routinely takes her inspiration from everyday life, causing her family to
frequently prefer she write her column in invisible ink. From 'plastic
glasses' to 'nice and sleazy' and 'cold as hell' to 'safe sex', each chapter
is subtitled by a relevant oxymoron, subtly teasing readers with the upcoming
possibilities.
Abby's mother, Eve, a control freak, and
her editor, Kemper, a sixty-something nymphomaniac and plastic surgery
junkie, add to the endless instances of oxymoron humor, but no one more so
than Belly, her nearly ninety-nine year old grandmother and self-proclaimed
living fossil, who has been dropped on her doorstep for the
winter.
Abby's husband, Bryan, who she fondly calls Moh, except when
he's in trouble and she calls him Mohby Dick, is dismayed when two months
later Abigail suggests their uninvited guest live with them
permanently.
Hence ensues many emotional ups and downs, laughter,
tears and heartbreak before the Nutter family realizes that with a touch of
humor and a sprinkling of unconditional love, they can turn burdens into
welcome loads. What surprises them the most is how Belly does not fit into
the burden category as much as they anticipated. Broken marriages, broken
families, and broken bonds turn out to weigh so much more than a ninety-nine
year old sprite of a woman.